Let there be LIGHT!

I don't know how you guys hang lights at your house, but here's how we do it at the Dayton's....
1. Call for estimate to hang lights, say no thanks to the big $$.
2. Shop at 4 stores to find white lights.
3. Determine that husband can't climb onto roof with 8 ft ladder, borrow neighbor's.
4. Watch terrified as husband slides around on tin roof in 30 mile per hr winds.
5. Thank God when huge extension ladder blows to the ground 3 times and misses children.
6. Listen to husband growl & grumble as he tries different shoes, walking barefoot, & pouring water on roof to get better footing.
7. Go to the store again for more plastic light clips & another extension cord.
8. Get called while gone that gale force winds have blown half the lights on the driveway & shattered them.
9. Hold breath some more while husband reinstalls lights, taping each light clip to the roof (we will never get them down).
10. Cheer loudly when lights come on after 6 hours of work!
11. Cry when lights go off 5 minutes later & it's too dark outside to figure out why.
12. Cheer husband on the next day as he replaces fuses & reroutes cords.
13. Sing the halleluiah chorus when they come back on. They work! No broken limbs! What a brave Daddy!

Can you spot Tom in this picture?